Home | Movies By Year | Movies from 1969
The Nine Ages of Nakedness
Buy The Nine Ages of Nakedness now from AmazonFirst, read the Wikipedia article. Then, scroll down to see what other TopShelfReviews readers thought about the movie. And once you've experienced the movie, tell everyone what you thought about it.
Wikipedia article
'The Nine Ages of Nakedness' is a 1969 British sex film, directed by Harrison Marks, and also starring Marks as himself and several of his (fictional) ancestors.Simon Sheridan, 'Keeping the British End Up: Four Decades of Saucy Cinema', Titan Books 2011 p 64-65 Originally entitled 'The Seven Ages of Nakedness', a title inspired by John Gielguds one man show 'The Seven Ages of Man', in order to increase the films running time two more stories/ages had to be added.
The film's publicity materials claimed the film featured "150 topless international lovelies;" however, as several female cast members make repeat performances in several of the film's stories, that number might be an exaggeration.
Not long after he completed the film, Marks declared bankruptcy and sold all rights to it. The film is not owned by Marks's estate, and the current rights owner is unknown. A DVD of the film was released in America in 2006; however, this release was unauthorized.
Plot
The Wraparound Story
World famous photographer of nudes Harrison Marks visits an Indian psycho-analyst on Harley Street. While most male viewers imagine that Marks seems to have a dream job, his life taking pictures of naked ladies isn't without its downside, as depicted in the slapstick opening credits in which clumsy models knock over Marks' cameras, he gets a pie in the face for trying to touch up one of his subjects, and accidentally snapping a girl in a park causes him to be chased by her boyfriend Burt (Howard Nelson). Worried that his ancestors bad luck is rubbing off on him, Marks tells the psychiatrist stories about how his ancestors have also suffered misfortune through the ages-mainly because of their involvement with nude women and the arts.Story #1: "The Stone Age"
Marks first anecdote takes place in the prehistoric age. Sculptor Harry Stone Marks, fresh from carving Stonehenge, is employed to draw a cavewoman housewife (June Palmer) in the nude (in slate) only to end up pelted with rocks when her husband (Bruno Elrington) takes a fancy to Marks blonde secretary (Maj-Britt Mannson).
Story #2: "The Egyptian Age"
In ancient Egypt, Harrison Hubergritz a lowly Jewish slave is ordered by Pharaoh Akenaten (Julian Orchard) to spend a lifetime painting the Pharaoh's harem, symbolized by the accumulation of a powdered beard. After finally completing his masterpiece- Hubergritz accidentally knocks his pyramid home down causing himself and the girls to be buried under a hail of boulders.
Story #3: "China"
In Ancient China, the Fu-Manchu like "Ha-Ri-Son" an oriental offshoot of the Marks family, curses his wife (Suzan Long) when he finds her in the arms of the gardener (S'Zeto). This story is narrated by the actor Charles Gray.
Story #4: "Greece"
An elderly Greek scholar, who constructs nude statues, has the misfortune to fall in love with every model he meets.
Story #5: "The Cavaliers"
Set during the Oliver Cromwell era. While staying at the manor house of Sir Rupert (Howard Nelson), Harrison De Chandelier, a renowned painter of nudes is asked to paint a portrait of the lady of the house. Unfortunately roundhead soldiers appear at the Manor, and their leader (Max Wall) orders the painting be destroyed and its creator put in the stocks.
This is a semi-remake of one of Marks earlier 8mm glamour films called "The Bare Truth" in which Stuart Samuels played the Max Wall role.
Story #6 "The Theater"
In Victorian England, music hall impresario The Great Marko, is down on his luck. However a chance meeting with a Cockney cleaning lady -who he imagines topless- provides Marko with the idea of presenting a show based around Living Statues. A pre-striptease concept of women posing motionless in the nude. The show is a great success however on the verge of making his fortune Marko is arrested on obscenity charges. The mere mention of Living Statues causes the Judge in charge of the case (Cardew Robinson) to imagine himself running around naked save for a judges wig- and ravishing one of Marko's models. Passing sentence on the buck toothed impresario, the judge gives him a knowing wink and fines him 76 pence.
Marks distinct buck teeth and wig disguise in this episode was later re-used when Marks played Cornelius Clapworthy in 'Come Play With Me'. Marks daughter Josephine Harrison Marks plays the baby girl in this episode, and appears visibly distressed by her fathers made-up appearance.
Story #7 "The Poet"
Poet Byron Marks waxes lyrically about nudes.
Story #8 "The Old Dark House"
Marks plays "Professor Frankenstein Harrison Marks".
Story #9 "The Future"
Finally Marks imagines a space age future where women dress in leather and (in the context of the sexes) also wear the trousers. Men played by the same grunting cavemen seen in the first story, are whipped and forced to grovel at the feet of the Space Leader (Monique Devereaux). This is the only story in which Marks does not feature in one of the roles.
Alternative versions
The film was released on UK video three times during the early 1980s, the video releases contained a more explicit version of the film than had been shown in cinemas in the late sixties. However this version was also cut for length, reducing the running time from 95 minutes to 84 minutes. Omitted completely was the "Old Dark House" story as well as Rita Webbs role. Footage from the "Future" sequence was also deleted, including the punch line. Clips of some of the missing footage in this story was used in the 1995 BBC documentary 'Doing Rude Things'.
The same cut down for length version was later released on US DVD.
References
Buy The Nine Ages of Nakedness now from Amazon
<-- Return to movies from 1969