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Our Lips Are Sealed (film)
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Wikipedia article
'Our Lips Are Sealed' is a 2000 direct-to-video film starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. The film was partly set and filmed in Sydney, Australia.
Plot
The family of twin sisters Maddie and Abby Parker are placed in the FBI's Witness Protection Program after they witness a robber at the local museum, in which the priceless Neil Diamond is stolen. Unfortunately, Maddie and Abby have a problem of being blabbermouths; as a result, everywhere the Parkers are sent to live, the girls inadvertently end up revealing their witness status. The gang is led by a crime lord with the rather unfortunate surname of Hatchew ("Bless you!"), who will do anything to get his hands on the diamond, which the thieves slipped into Abby's shoulder-bag during their escape from the crime scene; the gem ultimately ends up being set into her necklace.
The family travels everywhere in the United States, from Texas to a prairie town, and eventually has been moved to every geographic location around the world possible, with the single exception of Australia – thus the FBI (who by this time are getting absolutely fed up of having to 'constantly' relocate the Parkers, and all because Maddie and Abby can't keep their mouths shut!) send them to live in Sydney. The girls at first have much trouble, especially fitting in with peers. Two assassins named Mac and Sidney are sent after them after having discovered their location by breaking into the FBI office. Maddie and Abby defeat Mac and Sidney by knocking them out, tying them to surf boards and putting clips in Sidney's hair, painting Mac's toenails and threatening to put pink and blue bikinis on them. The twins manage to convince them to change sides; they leave after the girls lure Hatchew to Australia. He comes after them, manages to get the diamond and sets his thug on them. It looks like they are about to die, until Mac and Sidney return and defeat the thug, saving the girls. Hatchew nearly gets away on a seaplane, but Maddie and Abby stop him using a boomerang and he is arrested by Katie, an undercover FBI agent posing as a lifeguard. The Parkers are finally able to return home to the United States with half the reward money for capturing the bad guys.
Cast
* Ashley Olsen as Abby Parker
* Mary-Kate Olsen as Maddie Parker
* Jim Meskimen as Rick Parker
* Tamara Clatterbuck as Teri Parker
* Robert Miano as Hatchew
* Jason Clarke as Mac
* Richard Carter as Sidney
* Jo Phillips as Katie
* Harold Hopkins as Shelby Shaw (Oakland resident)
* Ernie Hudson Jr. as Agent Bruce Banner / Hulk
* Willie Garson as Agent Norm
* Jade Bronneberg as Victoria
* Ryan Clark as Pete
* Scott Swalwell as Avery
* Nina Schultz, Prudie Quigley as Sheila
* Chris Foy as Donny
* Daniel Wakefield as Ray
* Pete Callan as News reporter Milo
* Chris Stapley as Leonard
* Katie Fountain as Vanessa
* Randall Rapstine as Principal
* Marguerite MacIntyre as Teacher
* J. P. Manoux as Robber
* Kenneth Davitian as Thug #1 (pants on the ground)
* Douglas Fisher as Judge
* Garth Holcombe as Jake
* Brett Blewitt as Yacht steward
* Harry Dajill McKaykanalis, Michael Hodge as Henchmen
* Boomer as himself
References
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